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[Guide] Create your advert about illegal stuff RPly.

November 19th, 2013, 6:26 pm

Ok, people this days are that creative about their ads on buying/selling drugs, guns, mats etc. They are usually making ads about their stuff unrealistically like:
  • Buying an eagle that founded in the desert (This is definitely Desert Eagle, and almost 100% player know it)
  • Buying AK-47 toygun for my kids
  • Buying [M]ovable [A]ntique [T]ruck [S]eats.


IRL posting about these on internet or newspaper, you would be traced down by police. Don't be surprised if a cop pretends to be a buyer (RPly) and busts you. All of your hard work and time would be spent on jail, do you want it? I don't think so. So make it more creative if you are selling your illegal things. Here I've some example of it, but don't use it to often, being creative isn't hard at all.
  • Guns:
- I'm looking for a licensed Shotgun as a collection, call me if you've one.
((Yes, RPly you are looking for Legal gun and cops won't even notice your ads.))
  • Materials:
- Buying construction bricks and other kind of materials for my firm, give me a call.
  • Drugs:
- Looking for a big flavour supplier, in need of it for my bacory.
- In need of grass carpet for my yard to make it more green, sms me.


INFO:

When creating an advert, be as creative as you can so the police won't Figure it out IC. Thank you for reading this simple and awful tutorial. Hopes it help you to sell your illegal stuff :D
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Re: [Guide] Create your advert about illegal stuff RPly.

November 19th, 2013, 6:28 pm

Good work ,It's usefull

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Re: [Guide] Create your advert about illegal stuff RPly.

November 19th, 2013, 7:25 pm

Thanks..I will use it to catch some of the users :P

Nice effort :D
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Re: [Guide] Create your advert about illegal stuff RPly.

November 19th, 2013, 7:39 pm

Right, PD wont understand but some low IQ gangsta do.

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Re: [Guide] Create your advert about illegal stuff RPly.

November 19th, 2013, 7:55 pm

fran wrote:Right, PD wont understand but some low IQ gangsta do.
We try our best OOC to force us IC to not chase after ads that we know that are IC, but are not 100% obvious that are illegal.



Just a thing about selling "legal" shotgun. Don't forget that, prolly you'll have a background check for your weapon license.

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Re: [Guide] Create your advert about illegal stuff RPly.

November 19th, 2013, 11:27 pm

I personally think ilegal advertisements must be disallowed by server rules, but anyway good job.
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Re: [Guide] Create your advert about illegal stuff RPly.

November 20th, 2013, 9:45 am

@ Oak- yea I understand that, I just gave examples it's up to peoples creative ideas
Thank you all :D
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Re: [Guide] Create your advert about illegal stuff RPly.

November 20th, 2013, 9:58 am

I'd rather see the rule brought back of /ad just being used for either buying/selling house/car/biz only.
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Re: [Guide] Create your advert about illegal stuff RPly.

November 20th, 2013, 11:49 am

Yea that would make stuff easyer.
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November 20th, 2013, 2:15 pm

If you do them in a way civilians will somehow understand, why you assume LEOs won't? Fuck Logic.
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November 20th, 2013, 2:16 pm

If a negro that came on a ship container understands your illegal ad, I bet your ass that a fat cop will understand it as well.
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Re: [Guide] Create your advert about illegal stuff RPly.

November 20th, 2013, 2:23 pm

RPly, one should not advertise his illegal items in public or attempt to buy items through advertisements.
A police officer is a human just like any other guy that knows that you intend to sell or buy illegal items, so he has all the right to suspect and arrest you. If you want to avoid getting in trouble, don't use /ad to sell your illegal items.

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Re: [Guide] Create your advert about illegal stuff RPly.

November 20th, 2013, 3:23 pm

I use this for materials;

"Selling 200,000 Pieced Puzzles. 35$ Each Puzzle. Call Now!"
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Re: [Guide] Create your advert about illegal stuff RPly.

November 20th, 2013, 3:30 pm

kiss_of_kill wrote:I use this for materials;

"Selling 200,000 Pieced Puzzles. 35$ Each Puzzle. Call Now!"
And how large is exactly 200,000 pieced puzzle? Secondly, how does the buyers interpret the puzzles are actually guns?
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Re: [Guide] Create your advert about illegal stuff RPly.

November 20th, 2013, 3:32 pm

Aleya wrote:RPly, one should not advertise his illegal items in public or attempt to buy items through advertisements.
A police officer is a human just like any other guy that knows that you intend to sell or buy illegal items, so he has all the right to suspect and arrest you. If you want to avoid getting in trouble, don't use /ad to sell your illegal items.
RPly you wouldn't make ads and expose yourself to LEA's, but you know it yourself how people of this community provode this RP. That's by ads, and thats why I made this to at least to make people creative.
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Re: [Guide] Create your advert about illegal stuff RPly.

November 20th, 2013, 3:32 pm

Sly wrote:
kiss_of_kill wrote:I use this for materials;

"Selling 200,000 Pieced Puzzles. 35$ Each Puzzle. Call Now!"
And how large is exactly 200,000 pieced puzzle? Secondly, how does the buyers interpret the puzzles are actually guns?
That means Im selling 200k mats :).
After he calls me or texts me i inform him that im selling materials.
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Re: [Guide] Create your advert about illegal stuff RPly.

November 20th, 2013, 4:23 pm

Mario, you assume civilins will understand you're selling materials undercovered. So, don't complain if cops understand it as well.
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I have lots of cars and money, think I give a fuck about 10k?
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Re: [Guide] Create your advert about illegal stuff RPly.

November 20th, 2013, 4:34 pm

oeoeoe wrote:Mario, you assume civilins will understand you're selling materials undercovered. So, don't complain if cops understand it as well.
Im not complaining about anything pal :)
I just shared one of my ads.
I also caught by Nick Niksun because of my drug dealing ad once.
I like to get caught or being traced by a detective IG if its done properly.
Nick Niksun did it pretty good.
So as i said i just shared what i do to give a undercovered materials ad not complaining about anything :)
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Re: [Guide] Create your advert about illegal stuff RPly.

November 20th, 2013, 4:35 pm

It's ok :D
resini wrote: When you killed me, my computer crashed.
I have lots of cars and money, think I give a fuck about 10k?
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Re: [Guide] Create your advert about illegal stuff RPly.

November 20th, 2013, 4:54 pm

Nice, i'd like to use one of these In Game. Τĥªηк•☺•γōυ this is so useful
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