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- Chole
- Posts: 457
- Game name: Nicholas_Sanchez, Logan_Crowley
[Guide] How to become Helper
There are many ways of becoming an helper, such as creating an application or just helping players in general. Basically, you need to show off that you are a dedicated fuck. Drop anything you have been doing in real life the past years - you're now reading the guide on how to become a helper. You have the same powers as an admin, well almost.. Eh? You could consider yourself as the Out of Character Guard while the Administrators would be considered as the people of Obama.
So let us get started should we?
1) Change your fucking attitude, be a serious dude that doesn't lift those cheekbones. Show that you are a player that is straight forward. Almost like those Royal Guards in United Kingdom. Be serious and be serious in character aswell... Be serious everywhere!
Show everyone that you don't give a fuck. Although you give a lot of fucks about the server rules - never break them.
2) Ask for OOC mode on IRC to show that you are dedicated and then just head to Unity Station and wait for new Egypt players to log into the server - greet them welcome to the server while you let them punch you. You are a ragdoll, remember that.
Repeat step two for a couple of months and then gg.
So let us get started should we?
1) Change your fucking attitude, be a serious dude that doesn't lift those cheekbones. Show that you are a player that is straight forward. Almost like those Royal Guards in United Kingdom. Be serious and be serious in character aswell... Be serious everywhere!
Show everyone that you don't give a fuck. Although you give a lot of fucks about the server rules - never break them.
2) Ask for OOC mode on IRC to show that you are dedicated and then just head to Unity Station and wait for new Egypt players to log into the server - greet them welcome to the server while you let them punch you. You are a ragdoll, remember that.
Repeat step two for a couple of months and then gg.
- Bigpopcorn
- Posts: 6
- Game name: Michael_Dentico
Re: [Guide] How to become Helper
ohh yeahh
- Grattoni
- Posts: 6040
- Game name: Luigi_Grattoni
- panosvdb
- Posts: 2351
- Game name: Alex_Sacco
Re: [Guide] How to become Helper
hhhGrattoni wrote:I see you succeeded.
- Ali
- Posts: 2636
- Game name: Joseph_Bertolucco, Kevin_Nicholas
Re: [Guide] How to become Helper
That made me lol so hard xDSir Chole wrote:wait for new Egypt players to log into the server - greet them welcome to the server while you let them punch you. You are a ragdoll, remember that.
- Chole
- Posts: 457
- Game name: Nicholas_Sanchez, Logan_Crowley
Re: [Guide] How to become Helper
There's no success like failure my friend.Grattoni wrote:I see you succeeded.
- SmokeyMLT
- Posts: 2221
- Game name: Nicholai_Antonovich, Kerim_Jiang
Re: [Guide] How to become Helper
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- Carrone
- Posts: 7638
- Game name: Michael_Carrone, MIKKEL_KERON, Nathan_Boyd
Re: [Guide] How to become Helper
spot on
Our Father, who lifts in Heaven Hallowed be thy gains; Thy gym doth come, Thy curls be done, on earth as it is in Heaven. Give us this day our daily protein, and forgive us our asymmetries, for we forgive those who curl in the squat rack; and lead us not into cross-fit, but deliver us from cardio. Wheymen.
- Ayu
- Posts: 3968
- Game name: Louis_Hunt
- INVINCIBLE
- Posts: 4319
- Game name: Blade_Wilson, Jeff_Kray
Re: [Guide] How to become Helper
Sir Chole wrote: 2) Ask for OOC mode on IRC to show that you are dedicated and then just head to Unity Station and wait for new Egypt players to log into the server .
LMAO BEST.
But sorry i must lock this one.
Invincible - Ex-Forum ModeratorFormer SA Police Department Lieutenant (T1)/ SA Special Forces Gunnery Sergeant(T1) / Kemirov Torpedo / Cuneo Fiducioso(T1) / SAPD Detective/NOOSE Federal Agent/Tattaglia Captain(T1)